191 lines
7.4 KiB
Python
Executable file
191 lines
7.4 KiB
Python
Executable file
from discord.ext import commands
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import asyncio
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import discord
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import urllib.request
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import json
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import random
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import requests
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class Funs(commands.Cog):
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"""Commandes funs."""
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def __init__(self, bot):
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self.bot = bot
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command()
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async def avatar(self, ctx, user: discord.Member = None):
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"""Récuperer l'avatar de ..."""
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if user is None:
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user = ctx.message.author
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embed = discord.Embed(title="Avatar de : " + user.name,
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url=user.avatar_url_as(format="png"),
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description=f"[Voir en plus grand]"
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f"({user.avatar_url_as(format='png')})")
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embed.set_thumbnail(url=user.user.avatar_url_as(format="png"))
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await ctx.send(embed=embed)
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command(pass_context=True)
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async def poke(self, ctx, user: discord.Member):
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"""Poke quelqu'un"""
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await ctx.send(f":clap: Hey {user.mention} tu t'es fait poker par"
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f" {ctx.message.author} !")
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await ctx.message.delete()
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command()
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async def btcprice(self, ctx):
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"""Le prix du BTC"""
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loading = await ctx.send("_réfléchis..._")
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try:
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url = urllib.request.urlopen("https://blockchain.info/fr/ticker")
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btc = json.loads(url.read().decode())
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except KeyError:
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btc = 1
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if btc == 1:
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await loading.edit(content="Impossible d'accèder à l'API"
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" blockchain.info, veuillez réessayer"
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" ultérieurment ! :c")
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else:
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frbtc = str(btc["EUR"]["last"]).replace(".", ",")
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usbtc = str(btc["USD"]["last"]).replace(".", ",")
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await loading.edit(content=f"Un bitcoin est égal à :"
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f" {usbtc}$US soit {frbtc}€.")
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command()
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async def joke(self, ctx, number: str = 0):
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"""Print a random joke in a json file"""
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with open('texts/jokes.json') as js:
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jk = json.load(js)
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try:
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if 15 >= int(number) > 0:
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clef = str(number)
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else:
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clef = str(random.randint(1, 15))
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except Exception:
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clef = str(random.randint(1, 15))
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joke = jk["{}".format(clef)]
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embed = discord.Embed(title="Blague _{}_ : ".format(clef),
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description=joke['content'], colour=0x03C9A9)
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embed.set_footer(text="Par " + joke['author'])
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embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://outout.tech/tuxbot/blobjoy.png')
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await ctx.send(embed=embed)
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command()
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async def ethylotest(self, ctx):
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"""Ethylotest simulator 2018"""
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results_poulet = ["Désolé mais mon ethylotest est sous Windows Vista, "
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"merci de patienter...",
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"_(ethylotest)_ : Une erreur est survenue. Windows "
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"cherche une solution à se problème.",
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"Mais j'l'ai foutu où ce p\\*\\*\\* d'ethylotest de m\\*\\*\\* "
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"bordel fait ch\\*\\*\\*",
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"C'est pas possible z'avez cassé l'ethylotest !"]
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results_client = ["D'accord, il n'y a pas de problème à cela je suis "
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"complètement clean",
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"Bien sur si c'est votre devoir !", "Suce bi\\*e !",
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"J'ai l'air d'être bourré ?",
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"_laissez moi prendre un bonbon à la menthe..._"]
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result_p = random.choice(results_poulet)
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result_c = random.choice(results_client)
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await ctx.send(":oncoming_police_car: Bonjour bonjour, contrôle "
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"d'alcoolémie !")
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await asyncio.sleep(0.5)
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await ctx.send(":man: " + result_c)
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await asyncio.sleep(1)
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await ctx.send(":police_car: " + result_p)
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command()
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async def coin(self, ctx):
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"""Coin flip simulator 2025"""
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starts_msg = ["Je lance la pièce !", "C'est parti !", "C'est une pièce"
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" d'un cent faut"
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" pas la perdre",
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"C'est une pièce d'un euro faut pas la perdre",
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"Je lance !"]
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results_coin = ["{0} pile", "{0} face", "{1} Heu c'est quoi pile c'est"
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" quoi face enfaite ?",
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"{1} Oh shit, je crois que je l'ai perdue",
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"{1} Et bim je te vol ta pièce !",
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"{0} Oh une erreur d'impression il n'y a ni pile ni"
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" face !"]
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start = random.choice(starts_msg)
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result = random.choice(results_coin)
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await ctx.send(start)
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await asyncio.sleep(0.6)
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await ctx.send(result.format(":moneybag: Et la pièce retombe sur ...",
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":robot:"))
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command()
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async def pokemon(self, ctx):
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"""Random pokemon fight"""
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with open('texts/pokemons.json') as js:
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jk = json.load(js)
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poke1 = jk[random.randint(1, 150)]
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poke2 = jk[random.randint(1, 150)]
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try:
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if poke1['MaxHP'] > poke2['MaxHP']:
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winer = poke1
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else:
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winer = poke2
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except KeyError:
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winer = poke1
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await ctx.send(":flag_white: **Le combat commence !**")
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await asyncio.sleep(1)
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await ctx.send(":loudspeaker: Les concurants sont {} contre {} ! Bonne"
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" chance à eux !".format(poke1["Name"], poke2["Name"]))
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await asyncio.sleep(0.5)
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await ctx.send(":boom: {} commence et utilise {}".format(
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poke1["Name"], poke1["Fast Attack(s)"][0]["Name"]))
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await asyncio.sleep(1)
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await ctx.send(":dash: {} réplique avec {}".format(
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poke2["Name"], poke2["Fast Attack(s)"][0]["Name"]))
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await asyncio.sleep(1.2)
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await ctx.send("_le combat continue de se dérouler..._")
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await asyncio.sleep(1.5)
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await ctx.send(":trophy: Le gagnant est **{}** !".format(
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winer["Name"]))
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"""---------------------------------------------------------------------"""
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@commands.command()
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async def randomcat(self, ctx):
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"""Display a random cat"""
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r = requests.get('http://aws.random.cat/meow')
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cat = str(r.json()['file'])
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embed = discord.Embed(title="Meow",
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description="[Voir le chat plus grand]({})".
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format(cat), colour=0x03C9A9)
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embed.set_thumbnail(url=cat)
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embed.set_author(name="Random.cat", url='https://random.cat/')
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await ctx.send(embed=embed)
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def setup(bot):
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bot.add_cog(Funs(bot))
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